Hurra, ich habe geerbt (oder so ...)

[BluField62]

bei Wolfman sitzt der Busch wohl unter dem Kopf, nicht darauf wie bei der Tussi

[Anthea]

Da schreibt mir doch glatt heute der Herr "MAX LOTTO" (jawoll, ein echter Brüller dieser Name):

Sehr geehrte Email Owner,

Wir freuen uns, Ihnen mitzuteilen, dass Ihre E-Mail-Adressen mit Ihrer on-line Winning Ticket-Nummer (11 14 18 20 37 41 46) mit BONUS (8) gewonnen haben Sie diese Lotterie in der 2. Kategorie. Ihr Preis war Release am 20. März 2013 aus dem Lotto Max Lotterie eingebautem Programm. Lotto Max Lotterie ist komplett auf einem elektronischen Auswahl der Gewinner mit ihrer E-Mail-Adressen oder den Kauf von Scratch-Karte.

Sie sind daher genehmigt worden, um eine Gesamtsumme von £ 2,000.000.00 Great British Pounds gutgeschrieben Ticket-Nummer 1EC-16529CE3-8887 ist. Ihre Datei
Ansprüche und Verfahren die sofortige Freilassung Ihre Gewinne Bitte füllen Sie das untenstehende Formular aus und schicken Sie es uns über diese E-mail: freelott@ymail.com

(1) Ihr vollständiger Name: ....
(2) Kontakt Adresse: ...
(3) TELEFON: ....
(4) Beruf (e) ....
(5) SEX: ...
(6) GEBURTSDATUM: ...
(7) Land: ...
(8) BETRAG GEWONNEN: ...
(9) Gewinnschein NUMBER: ...
(10) TICKET NUMBER: ....

Name: C. Miller
On-line Ticket Koordinator für Lotto Max

Da muss man sich doch drum kümmern, dass die armen Gewinne endlich freigelassen werden, oder?

[steve]

Ist ja fast schade, dass ich solche "Brüller" dank Spamfilter nicht mehr oder ganz selten noch zu Gesicht bekomme...

[Wolfman]

Deshalb schau ich ab und an extra mal ins Spamfach beim Provider (dass da während einer längeren Erkrankung auch mal eine Mail meines damaligen Vorgesetzten lag, ist eine andere Geschichte ).

[steve]

(dass da während einer längeren Erkrankung auch mal eine Mail meines damaligen Vorgesetzten lag, ist eine andere Geschichte ).

Seitdem "damalig"!?

[Wolfman]

OT: Nicht ganz... war eher so, dass ich für das "damalig" kämpfen musste (was aber nicht mal an ihm als Person lag - außerdem hab ich noch rechtzeitig in den Spamordner geschaut ) Der hätte mich heute noch gerne zurück, aber i mog ned

[steve]

Sehr geehrter <meine Emailadresse>,

MasterCard hat die Aktualisierung der Sicherheit auf allen Kreditkarten. Aus diesem Grund Ihre Kreditkarte wird ausgesetzt, bis Sie die Daten Ihrer Kreditkarte zu bestätigen.

Wir bitten Sie, um zu bestätigen, und aktualisieren Sie Ihre Informationen heute


Mit freundlichen Grüßen,,
MasterCard Corporation.

Überprüfen Sie Ihr Konto

How do I know this is not a Spoof email? Spoof or 'phishing' emails tend to have generic greetings such as "Dear member". Emails from MasterCard will always address you by your e-mail or first and last name. Learn more about phishing.

Besonderns dreist finde ich hier die Erklärung unten, warum diese Mail kein Spam oder in dem Fall Pishing sein kann......

[Wolfman]

Mir wurde mein PayPal Konto eingeschränkt, bis ich meine Daten bestätige - tja, dabei wollte ich dort die 2,5 Mio. Dollar parken, die ich bei irgendeiner japanischen Lotterie gewonnen habe (können auch 2, 5 Mio Toyotas sein, ich hab nur von unterwegs die Überschrift gelesen )

[TV-Junkie]

[Wolfman]

hier noch die betreffenden Mails:

Das PayPal Dingens habe ich wohl schon gelöscht...


2,5 Millionen $ in Toyotas oder wasauchimmer :

CONGRATULATION !!!

TOYOTA CAR LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS THAILAND,
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT TOYOTA
MOTOR CORPORATIONS, THAILAND. 92/48
SATHON NUA RD. FL 17 SATHORN THANI 2
BLDG SILOM, BANG RAK, SILOM,
BANGKOK 10500, THAILAND.
Customer Service Department

Dear Email Owner,

This is to inform you that you have won a sum of US$ 2,500,000.00 United
States Dollars Only for the email user this 2013 Prize promotion which is
organized by TOYOTA ONLINE CYBER LOTTERY THAILAND, Participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email
addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part
of our electronic business Promotions Program. Among the (2,500,000.00)
that subscribed to MICROSOFT, HOTMAIL, YAHOO, GMAIL Companies domains and
few from other e-mails providers, 12 people are selected yearly to benefit
from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners this year
2013. Your email address has therefore been approved to claim a total sum
of (US$ 2,500,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in cash with the following
reference numbers:

Ticket Number 4500542188(TMPWAYZ20051).
Serial Number MH4710019
Reference Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA.
Bonus Number VXT55
INSURANCE Number is: WIF0050770

Note: your e-mail address qualified for the draw, as a result of your
visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for.
You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number
4500542188(TMPWAYZ20051), with serial number MH4710019 drew the Reference
Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA. And Bonus number 1 and consequently YOU HAVE won
in the Second Category. To begin your claim:-

FILL UP THE BELOW FORM:

1. Your Full Names:
2. Your Country:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. SEX:

For further clarification please call and send mail to your claim agent
(Dr. Wong Lee OR Mr. Paul Wilton) in order to process your claims with our
payee bank:-

Dr. Wong Lee OR Mr. Paul Wilton
Claim Agent,
Toyota Lottery Thailand Branch.
Email: toyotacardepartmentclaimagent@rocketmail.com
Phone Contact : +66915580516
*************************************

WARNING: Keep your winning informations confidential until your claims are
processed and your fund remitted to you in your bank account. This is part
of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Congratulations once again,

Yours faithfully,
Dr. Wong Lee OR Mr. Paul Wilton
(V.P FINANCE)
TOYOTA MOTORS CORPORATION LTD.
http://www.Toyota.co.th

[Wolfman]

Da ging mein Geld wohl aufs falsche Konto

INDUSTRIAL AND COMMERCIAL BANK OF CHINA (ICBC)
Head Office & City Branch:
81 King William Street
London EC4N 7BG

Phone: +



RE: FULL PAYMENT OF YOUR OUTSTANDING FUND

Attention: Beneficiary,

We thank you for your co-operation on the successful transfer of first
batch of your part payment of Ten Million One Hundred Thousand US
Dollar ($10,100,000.00) transferred into your bank account as stated
below which you have acknowledged receipt of the fund.

NAME OF BANK: CAPITAL ONE BANK
BANK ADDRESS: N.Y. 11373 , USA .
ACCOUNT # 580294045
ACCOUNT: NAME: MARIA T. EL-ZEIN
ROUTING CODE: 021407912
SWIFT CODE. NFBKWS22


However, we write to inform you that the remaining balance of your
fund has been approved for payment again and would be transferred to
the same bank account as stated above which you provided in the course
of the former payment received.


Kindly advise and notify us of changes if any before we proceed with
the transfer. Please note that the transfer shall be the same way we
made the first payment to you thus; telegraphic transfer and shall be
confirm within three (3) working days from the date of the transfer.
Give this matter urgent attention it demands so that you can receive
your payment within the time frame of the approval. You are advised to
deal directly to this department.

You are advice to forward your information if any changes to make on this issue.

Yours Faithfully,
Isaac Wells
Deputy Managing Director
ICBC (London) plc

Und hier gibts Überraschungspakete aus Afghanistan:

I am Capt. James Hans an officer of the U.S Army, serving with the 82nd Airborne Division Peace keeping force in Kabul, Afghanistan We are currently in Afghanistan and I have some important items
that i need to ship to you. I need you to reply only if you are interested. I will explain further when i get a response from you via my private e-mail id jameshans01@hotmail.com

Regards,
Capt James Hans

Was der will, kapier ich nicht :

Hello Your E-mail have won Lottery of USD$500.000 Contact Us NOW

Array

To become a member of Mon Amour Jewelry, click the link below or paste it
into the address bar of your browser.

Nein, ich hab nicht geklickt

[JayTee]

Feigling

[Wolfman]

Man beachte die Anrede

British Deposit Insurance &
International Monetary Fund
London SEI.,England.

To Whom It May Concern,

It has been Resolved and Agreed Upon By Board members and Directors of British Deposit Insurance in conjunction with IMF London to release your Inheritance/Contract Fund to the tune of $10.5million through a special arrangement by Deutsche Bank Trust Company Americas.

Kindly contact the bank on below detail and include your private transaction reference number: DBTCAXX13, Your name and Any of your identity so that you will be properly addressed with process through which fund will be transferred to your local account.

Please do not fail to contact the Bank immediately on below email to process your payment :

Bank Name: Deutsche Bank Trust Company America
Contact Person: Mr.Chung Lee
Email: customercare@deutcompanyusa.cu.cc
Tel: (+1) 541-897-3582 or 541-665-8323

Best Regards,
Mr.John Morgan.

Also, wenn es einen hier angeht - bitteschön

[JayTee]

Ich frag mich nur warum die immer so utopisch hohe Summen angeben.
Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass bei kleineren Beträgen die Naivitätsschwelle ab der man darauf antwortet in einen für die Absender günstigeren Bereich gesenkt wird.

[Wolfman]

Wie war das mit den unendlichen Dingen nach Einstein?

Wahrscheinlich gehen die davon aus, dass Gier und Dummheit Hand in Hand gehen.

[JayTee]

Da ist was dran...

[Wolfman]

Der hier hat mir innerhalb von 15 Minuten dreimal (immer dieselbe Mail) geschrieben (aber sagt ja schon der Betreff: ist halt "urgent" - nett ist das "re:", soll wohl zum Nachdenken anregen, ob man schon mal Kontakt hatte)

RE: PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY

HFC Bank Head Office
No. 35, Sixth Avenue
North Ridge
P. O. Box CT 4603,
Cantonments, Accra Ghana

Dear Friend,

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise since we don't
know each other before, but for purpose of introduction, I am Mr. Patrick
L Mensah a Bank Manager of HFC Bank Accra. There is an account opened in
this bank in the year 2000 and since 2004 nobody has operated on this
account again.

After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I
do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account is Mr. Bill Popovich a foreigner and a doctor by
profession he own one of the biggest hospital in Accra Ghana, but he died
since 2002. No other person knows about this account or any thing
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation
proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this
account and the amount involved is (USD5.5M) Five Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be
approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign
account because the money is in US Dollars and the former owner of the
account is Mr. Bill Popovich is a foreigner too. I know that this message
will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before.

We will sign an agreement, but be sure that it is real and a genuine
business. Please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to
take immediately. Send also your private telephone and fax number
including the full details as in your resident address, age and your full
name.

AS Soon as the fund gets into your account I will fly to your country for
the withdrawal of the fund and sharing and to discus other investments
plans. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the
total amount, 50% will be for me, and 10% will be set aside to upset any
expenses that might occur in the process of obtaining these fund.

I look forward to your earliest reply to my email
patrick.mensah2011@outlook.com

Yours Faithfully,

Mr.Patrick Mensah
(Bank Manager)

Naja, Mensa(h) Essen hatte ich während des Studiums ausreichend

[Wolfman]

Den hatte ich glatt übersehen:

INDUSTRIAL AND COMMERCIAL BANK OF CHINA (ICBC)
Head Office & City Branch:
81 King William Street
London EC4N 7BG

Phone: +



RE: FULL PAYMENT OF YOUR OUTSTANDING FUND

Attention: Beneficiary,

We thank you for your co-operation on the successful transfer of first
batch of your part payment of Ten Million One Hundred Thousand US
Dollar ($10,100,000.00) transferred into your bank account as stated
below which you have acknowledged receipt of the fund.

NAME OF BANK: CAPITAL ONE BANK
BANK ADDRESS: N.Y. 11373 , USA .
ACCOUNT # 580294045
ACCOUNT: NAME: MARIA T. EL-ZEIN
ROUTING CODE: 021407912
SWIFT CODE. NFBKWS22


However, we write to inform you that the remaining balance of your
fund has been approved for payment again and would be transferred to
the same bank account as stated above which you provided in the course
of the former payment received.


Kindly advise and notify us of changes if any before we proceed with
the transfer. Please note that the transfer shall be the same way we
made the first payment to you thus; telegraphic transfer and shall be
confirm within three (3) working days from the date of the transfer.
Give this matter urgent attention it demands so that you can receive
your payment within the time frame of the approval. You are advised to
deal directly to this department.

You are advice to forward your information if any changes to make on this issue.

Yours Faithfully,
Isaac Wells
Deputy Managing Director
ICBC (London) plc

Jetzt kommt auch die UN:

United Nations Compensation Commission

44 Green Park
Lane,

Manchester, L12 4JJ - United Kingdom.

Email:uncc@elvisfan.com

Phone: +447017038636



Dear B eneficiary,





UNITED
NATIONS, we wish to notify you as a beneficiary of US$10.million in
compensation and International Monetary Fund (IMF) European cooperate
Office have received all the overdue outstanding payments owed to the
following: firms, contractors, inheritance, next of kin ,Hurricane Victims
and l ottery b eneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe,
Americans, Asia including Middle East. Among the list are individuals and
companies that their unpaid funds have been located to our authorized
official paying bank,

Your name appeared among the beneficiaries
who will receive a payment of US$10.million and has been approved already
as concluded by the (IMF) Chapter and United Nations Compensation
Commission (UNCC) based on the agreement reached by the European Union and
the United Nations Policy Maker Unit under IMF payment constitution and the
World Economic Development Forum Annual Meeting held in LONDON to erase
debt owed by African banks , other several international banks world wide
as it has been backed by one of the main international lenders IMF
(International Monetary Fund) and United Nations Compensation Commission
(UNCC) through Debt Relief and Settlement Package.

This effort
is to help t ackle world financial crisis which r esulted in global
rescission's in the entire world financial system since the European
Economic have a great remarks in growth statistics shows.

You
are requested to get back to this office and send your information to our
authorized paying bank for verification and immediate approval of your fund
release.Fill your details and forward to the paying with the below
information







Your full
name

Your current postal address

Your phone

fax number

Total amount : US$ 10 million

Photocopy
of your Identification proof



UBA CAPITAL EUROPE

3rd Floor, 2-4 King Street

London, SW1Y 6Q

uba-london@london.com

Phone: +447010057150

Fax:
+447010058150







Instead of
losing your fund, please indicate to us the total sum you are expecting and
for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any
institution or office .

This development is as result of the
effort made by United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC) and the
International Monetary Fund (IMF) European Central Bank / the European
Council to this relief and any negligence and undermining of this message
may r esult confiscation of your awaiting Outstanding Fund .We are directed
to compensate you as it is stipulated in Section B act 4 of United Nations
Compensation Commission(UNCC) g uide lines and regulations of
(08/04/2003).Note that you can also v isit this link
(http://www.uncc.ch/status.htm) .





Yours in service,

Barr. Elvis Fanfarah

Email:uncc@elvisfan.com

UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION COMMISSION
(UNCC).

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Barr. Elvis Fanfarrah - heißt dass übersetzt "Barrack Obama ist Fan von Elvis und Farrah"?



Und wenn die mich wirklich kennen würden, wüssten Sie, dass die Mitleidmasche bei mir nicht zieht

12 BP 1046 Gm Tukpa Road
Cotonou, Benin Republic

My name is Miss.Anna Bamanga, I am a deaf girl the only Daughter of my late parents Mr and Mrs Thomas Bamanga. My father was a highly reputable business man (A COCOA DEALER) who operated in the economic capital of (west African Island) during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad in June 2012.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who traveled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6 years old, and since then my father took me so special.

Before his death on 4th of June, 2012 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him
that he has the sum of US$28.500.000.(TWENTY EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a
security company here in Benin Republic. I am a deaf girl and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do, I want an account overseas where my inheritance fund can be transfer and after the transaction I will come over and by your help I could settle down and plan my future.

This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in West Africa. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards, I wish to invest under your care please. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded But permit me to ask these few
Questions:

1. Can you honestly help me as you would do to your own relation?
2. Can I completely trust you as a reliable person?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money has been transferred into your account? Moreover, while I continue with my education I will like to invest my money into lucrative business but I need you to put me through
Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible and Immediately I confirmed your willingness then I will tell you how we will go about the transaction.

Yours sincerely,
Miss Anna Bamanga

[Wolfman]

Hmm, mit versteckter Kontaktanzeige?

Hello My Dearest
Please permit me to introduce myself, my name is Sabrina Kipkalya Kones, 24yrs old female (single) and i'm from Kenya in East Africa. I appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter because i feel quite safe dealing with you in person, for that, I'm writing this mail to you with due respect, trust and humanity and with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, strongly believing in Al-Mighty God/Allah that you will consider my letter and help me and also benefit from me. Although, we have neither met in person nor by communication. But i believe, it is one day you get to know someone, either by physical or through correspondence. Honestly, i wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.

My Father (Hon. Kipkalya Kones)was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and the assistant minister of home affairs (Mr.Lorna Laboso) were on board when the plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008 which was headed to kericho and crashed in a remote area called kajong'a, in Western Kenya and the plan number was ( Cessna 210 ). My late Father was an investor, he Invested his fund to Kenya stock exchange market, Gold storing investment, he was a preference shareholder in Shell Petroleum Company and deals in Real Estate building investment. My late Father deposited the sum of USD$5.800.000.00M in my name here in Burkina Faso.

You are entitle of financial benefit of 30% of the total fund and 5% will be set aside for any expenses incured during the time ofcompleting the transaction on your side, while the rest of the fund shall be my investment capital in your country. i have no knowledge of international transaction of this nature but I took this decision personally because it occured to me that transfer of this type must involve an expenditure,on the other hand, in the absent of expenses, the 5% set aside will be return to me. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self for now until the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it until i come over because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank God Today that am out from my country (Kenya) but now In(Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of Kin. I have the documents for the claim.please you can call me with the office number of the Rev Father +226 75 70 72 39 here in the mission camp
Thanks God bless you
Sabrina Kones

Und das Übliche:

Dear friend,

Compliment.


We've been trying to reach you several times without success. We are trying if this email can get into your inbox to explain our investment intentions to you.


We are contacting you briefly based on the upcoming project Investment that will commence shortly in your country, as I presently have a client who is interested to investing in your country, but She has never done business in your country before. I wish we find it imperative to work in partnership.


Hence upon receipt of this letter, I implore you to kindly respond to us with your Data and your Company profile and also let me know how possible it is to work together in partnership under the following conditions below:


1. My client's investment fund is almost ready but willing and able to invest immediately.


2. My client will pay you commission of 10% of the investment fund for logistics and protocols upon the conclusion of the project.


3. My client desires absolute confidentiality in the handling and management of this project within 10 years.


We must draw your attention to the fact that I have kept the information's here in this letter stated brief; as I do not know if you will receive this letter and or what your response will be, If you do have the interest and the capability to partner with her under the above stated conditions, we will appreciate your immediate response sent back to me.

We will appreciate that you include your Data and profile of your company for we to appreciate your personality better.


We look forward to your response and our partner.

Sincerely Yours.

Engr Fred Zen.
ZENWA CONSTRUCTION CO LTD BF
BURKINA-FASO
+226 745 222 28
00:00 GMT

Scheinbar ist die Nigeria-Connection nach Burkina Faso ausgewandert (und falls das dasselbe ist - sorry, Geographie war nie meine Stärke )

[Anthea]

Naja, nicht ganz das Selbe, aber sehr in der Nähe.